Horrible people from your past who seep into your dreams to fuck up your day have NO POWER.
Have a lovely day and I will too.

Despicable. 12 years of Tory rule leads to this.

The rise of Suella Braverman is one of the genuine mysteries of modern politics. She has no discernible charm, intellect or talent and projects cruelty like toxic radiation. Shame on any leader who puts her within a mile of power.

Ooh! Great night out here if you’re London based.🎃

A beautifully written piece from a working class lad embarking on the scary world of academia.

WhatsApp back.

WhatsApp’s down

Thanks for the question Victoria BBC Breakfast. No apology wanted or needed. Believe me, if I felt differently you'd know. A loaded question maybe, but I got to say on national tv what I've been saying to Adam Smethurst 🎭🎬⚽️🇪🇺♊️🔰#GlazersOut in our kitchen for months. I'm glad it's struck a chord.

This is exactly how to deal with anyone using 'woke' in the pejorative.

Make them get those views out in the open. 'Woke' covers a multitude of sins and it's time some were made to confess them.

Well done Rakie Ayola💜 Still Menopausal 👏🏻

I’ve been smoking longer than Sunak’s been alive. Makes you stink.

In, out, in, out, you fake it all about.

The Tories have crowned Rishi Sunak without him saying a word about what he would do as PM. He has no mandate, no answers and no ideas. Nobody voted for this.

The public deserve their say on Britain’s future through a General Election. It’s time for a fresh start with Labour.

That comment sent me 😂

Penny sat in the cabinet that delivered the mini-budget and ensuing chaos.
Rishi left office having delivered 10% inflation, the highest tax rates and borrowing ever.
Johnson is a liar who is totally unfit for office.
Time to press the reset button. #GeneralElectionN0W

I really enjoyed Friday Night Live. Great to see Harry, Julian and Jo from the old guard but more lovely to see for the first time in this house, leo reich who is young and new and very, very funny.

The brilliant Rory Kinnear has reviewed A HEART THAT WORKS. Many of you will have read the incredible piece he wrote about the life and death from Covid of his sister Karina. I’d be grateful if you read this: theguardian.com/books/2022/oct…❤️📚

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Unable to get jaw any lower.

Today is the anniversary of the Aberfan disaster. 145 people died, including 112 children, in 1966 when a spoil tip from the coal mines collapsed into the village, hitting Pantglas Primary School. I’d like to tell you about this lady, Nansi Williams.