I’m making friends.

When Biden is up in the polls, I don’t trust it.

When Biden is down in the polls, I don’t trust it.

The only poll that matters is in November.

Remember when Senate Republicans declined to convict because they said it was more appropriately left to the criminal courts?

Because I do.

There’s never been a time in history when the people who burn books are the good guys.

If you’ve never killed a puppy, we should be friends.

Can we just not do the whole fascism thing?

Incel parade.

Bill Barr keeps giving us reasons to never read his book.

Kristi Noem won’t stop until she gets those Dalmatians she’s been after.

Never trust a president who hates dogs, or a governor who kills them.

If you need to change the laws to keep your candidate out of prison, you need a better candidate.

I can’t believe SCOTUS is even entertaining this argument.

Maybe it’s just me, but it seems like a bad idea to incentivize running for president with the prospect of absolute immunity.

Fake news emerged around the same time as a fake president.

This is not a coincidence.

Great poll numbers just came out.

I’m leading the worst president in history by 11,780 points in all 81 states.

I’m going to bed.

It was a good day.

Night.

I love this for them.

I’d like to extend a warm welcome to the 31 new states.

I’m looking forward to finding out if Joe Biden has presidential immunity.

This is a perfect take.