It is worth watching this CNN video from the moment Emory Econ Professor Caroline Fohlin came across the violent arrest of a protester on campus and asked the police, with shock, 'What are you doing?' That's all that prompted an officer to hurl her to the ground and handcuff her.

In which we learn that Princeton was fine graduating a student who took part in the January 6 assault on Congress but will expel a finishing PhD student for sitting on the grass.

Anyone who pays 60k tuition should be legally allowed to start a revolution

me about my show tonight

TONIGHT is the night!! See you The Crow at 8pm!!! Link in bio 💜

Thanks to last night's amazing crowd at Permanent Records LA & thanks to our mighty Hot Tubbers river buddy butcher 🤠 Carmen Christopher Jackie Kashian Aparna Nancherla 🇵🇸 Joshua Turek & Maria DeCotis

“Hey Siri, define serving c**t.”

“I got the ick”

-me quitting my job

I’m so excited to bring my hour stand-up show, Emotionally Unreasonable, directed by Ryan Cunningham (Ziwe, Broad City) to LA TOMORROW April 25 at 8pm The Crow ! Link in bio!

I’m so excited to bring my hour stand-up show, Emotionally Unreasonable, directed by Ryan Cunningham to LA on April 25 at 8pm The Crow !

I’m so excited to bring my hour stand-up show, Emotionally Unreasonable, directed by Ryan Cunningham to LA on April 25 at 8pm The Crow !

Abstinence education, am I right?

I’m so excited to bring my hour stand-up show, Emotionally Unreasonable, directed by Ryan Cunningham to LA on April 25 at 8pm The Crow !

Emails from women are better because there’re more exclamation points!

I’m not going to put concealer under my eyes to cover up the damage men have done to my face thereby attracting more men to come damage my face more.

After Warner Bros took various cost-cutting measures including turning movies into tax write-offs and refused to pay actors & writers for months, David Zaslav’s 2023 pay package is now at $49.7M, a 26.5% increase from 2022.

(Source: wp.me/pc8uak-1lE1mC)

I’m so excited to bring my hour stand-up show, Emotionally Unreasonable, directed by Ryan Cunningham to LA on April 25 at 8pm The Crow !

April 24th at Permanent Records LA
~with~
river buddy butcher 🤠
Carmen Christopher
Jackie Kashian
Aparna Nancherla 🇵🇸
Joshua Turek
Maria DeCotis
See you there!
Advance tix for this week and future shows: cleftclips.ticketsauce.com
Poster by kath

LA! I would LOVE for you to come see my show The Crow on April 25 at 8pm! Directed by Ryan Cunningham (Ziwe, Broad City) ! Link in bio!

LA! I would LOVE for you to come see my show The Crow on April 25 at 8pm! Directed by Ryan Cunningham (Ziwe, Broad City) ! Link in bio!

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