New York Times Pitchbot No one will tell you this but the 🪱 died of starvation.

By this time next year, Lauren Boebert will be out of a job and looking for the next restaurant to serve her patented 'Diarrhea Pork Sliders.'

The interesting part of the RFK brainworm story is that literally no one who read it said, “No way.”

We all knew this was coming.
Remove this incompetent and corrupt MAGA garbage from this case AND her job.
#AileenCannon

how much of your brain did that worm eat?

NATIONAL MEDIA: “The key question voters are asking this election is whether Biden’s brain works”

TRUMP: *incoherent rambling*

RFK: “Speaking of brains, mine gotten eaten by a worm”

great.
Now do Judge Cannon.

Trump could shoot a puppy in the face on 5th avenue and get probably get away with it.
Kristi Noem’s mistake was thinking that held true for her as well.

We all knew this was coming.
Remove this incompetent and corrupt MAGA garbage from this case AND her job.
#AileenCannon

Psst. Hey, Kristi.
You told your “fun little story” about shooting a dog and lied about Kim Jong-Un for attention.
You got it.
You threw rakes down and have been stepping on them for over a week now.
Stop blaming the rakes.
#Noem

Happy “Take Your Son To Your Trial & Listen to a Porn Star Talk About Schtupping Your Dad” day to all those who celebrate.

I was honored to be named as one the finalists for the 2024 Pulitzer Prize for Illustrated Reporting and Commentary.

Thanks goes to the Chattanooga Times Free Press and WEHCO Media- whose support of my work over the past 16 years made this possible.

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BLANCHE: “There’s no way to unring the bell in our view.”

Notice he’s not saying it’s a lie.

Oh Internet...

Marmel AND HE THANKS HER AND…STOPS!

I’m seeing a few stories about how poorly Trump is doing in polls.
The only thing that should make you feel is excited to bring more people to the polls.

Republicans deserve the kind of thumping that sets their party back on its heels for years.

Trump was in the room so I’m surprised Stormy Daniels even came today.

Marmel I wish I could say no.

Run out of post offices to name?

Marmel And stop blaming the 14-month old puppy.