what a relief that the ultimate answer to most things is to show up exactly as yourself

omw to fuck up the vibe by saying i’m in love with him 🥰😚☺️

Be mindful of why you were accepted into University

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✅️: 📖👩‍🎓📓📕📚🎒📜📑💯🕐🙏🏾🤓

my first favorite hobby is yapping, second is being extremely quiet and not talking at all

I need more dark slightly unsettling perfumes that smell sexy yet threatening

I love unlikable female characters because I am one

I, too, have 6 minutes of hateful words in my heart for some people.

Good news is, if you just ignore some things they will go away

Who tf cribs in pfungwe dawg. And why are there a million niggas there.

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There is something lovely about people never speaking with each other again

I want my tooth back😒

grab somebody sexy tell them hey. give me everything tonight

Hittin the club tonight, you DJ’s better not suck..

i love when people wear glasses like awe ur dorky ass

nothing bad ever happens when I’m under my blankie. I am assured of this

I was indifferent about the dentist but now I’m petrified , wdym I have to watch you yank out my tooth😞😭