cactus buddy! got all four will u?

10 minute standing ovation for the friend who remembered the entire group order in the drive thru

remember u are never too old for a happy meal

straw is such a beautiful name for the McFlurry spoon

guess what i named my fantasy football team

when i order perfectly at the drive thru but they don’t know i’ve rehearsed this entire interaction hundreds of times

do u need a ride to the FFVII 25th anniversary party

clown

adding everyone who misses snack wraps to my twitter circle

legal did not approve this copy

y’all mind if i pull up to the next window

tell me ur fave Pokémon and i'll tell u what to order

pika pika!

what should i make my cover photo

if u reheat ur McDonald’s this is a safe space