Okay, before you ask:

- yes, it's US only🇺🇸
- nope, it's not coming back here 💔
- friendly reminder the UK Twitter admin doesn't make menu decisions...🥲

Did you know that we recycle our used plastic Happy Meal Toys into playgrounds for Ronald McDonald House Charities UK? ♻️

Helping make a difference to families staying in our Ronald McDonald Houses ❤️ #RecycleWeek WRAP Recycle Now

💥 THE MCCRISPY IS OFFICIALLY HERE 💥

And we asked this iconic line up for their review… Michael Dapaah Maya Jama Keith Lemon & Elz 😎👇

We sent @lawrence_tko to see how our partnership with BBC Children in Need is making a difference in communities around the UK🥊

This #CharityTuesday we're celebrating 1 year of working together and £1.2m raised so far 🎉

You can donate to @BBCCIN using your rewards points via our app❤️

It’s the start of #RecycleWeek and we’re talking McCafé cups ☕️ 👇

We recycle millions of our McCafé cups in restaurants every year and turn them into greetings cards, helping to give your drinks a second life 📝

WRAP Recycle Now National Cup Recycling Scheme

The new McCrispy is coming and it’s a game-changer... so get ready to say hello to your new go-to🍗

Don’t worry, you’re in good company ⚽🎤🎮

We've enlisted Jordan Henderson to help us get more kids enjoying the beautiful game ⚽️

We’re hosting thousands of FREE, inclusive football sessions across the UK, that are open to kids of all backgrounds and abilities.

Sign your child up here: bit.ly/3dgOKz6

It has been an honour serving you today 👨‍⚖️

Fries Claims is now 𝕔𝕝𝕠𝕤𝕖𝕕 until further notice.

Justice, and Fries, will always prevail 🍟

We checked 𝕒𝕝𝕝 𝕝𝕒𝕨 and looking away does not permit fry theft.

There's not long left to claim your free Fries. 🍟

Comment below with #FriesClaims for a chance to claim your settlement.

Today, justice and fries will be served.

The longest fry deserves the longest arm of the law 👨‍⚖️

We’re outside Matt Edmondson with some fries for MOLLIE KING who we’ve heard might have been a victim of your fry thievery ❌ We’re here to serve justice…and fries 🍟

Sounds like you're a serial fry thief Matt Edmondson. For shame 😤

Your deep fry trauma is what keep us going 🥲 Make your claim with #FriesClaims today.

One fry pinched is one too many, James.

There will be no napkin left unturned in your quest for justice 🍟

Fries Claims is now open for business. Tell us your fry theft story using #FriesClaims to make your claim. Justice as well as Fries will be served 🍟 ⚖ #FriesClaims

Some say an eye for an eye, but we say a Fry for a Fry 👁🍟 Justice will be served tomorrow… #FriesClaims

The words of a well established fry thief 😤 Tomorrow we're serving justice, stay tuned 🍟⚖️