Who has Hulu?! I wanna watch Buffy and it’s only on Hulu! 😭😭😭

If a “blouse” and “skirt” are a “fem top” and “fem bottom” what do you call a “masc top” and “masc bottom”

A Carhartt Sweater and Cargo Shorts?

Go to my Insta to get the T henny! The cash prize is gonna be bonkers!

Join NYCGaymers and our friends at Geeks OUT 🏳️‍🌈 NYCC Queer (Pride) Lounge for a Halloween Vybe Extravaganza 👻 our first time at the Bronx Brewery East Village location, Saturday, Oct. 29th, 7pm!

Costume/Cosplay Contest hosted by our favorite queen, Megami the Stallion™️ Show Up and Show Out with your favorite look!

“You don’t have the passion for fashion”
-Megami the Stallion™️ *walking out of rainbows*

One of my BIGGEST pet peeves I fucking HATE is people who scream and cheer over the dialogue sections of a drag mix.
You ruined my comedic timing.

If you want attention, get a wig and get yourself booked. I’m lipsyncing not pussyslamming. You’re fucking annoying.

We're bringing a bit of Hellfire to Hell's Kitchen for a night of geeky drag, dancing, and cosplay. Featuring performances by: Megami the Stallion™️, D'Hoops & Glittystarlet, Crimson Kitty plus more to be announced!
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BITCH! The SERVE!!!!

“I don't tell you you're ugly but I don't have to tell you because you know you're ugly ... and that's shade.”

If you open a Taco Bell around the corner from #3DollarBill in #Brooklyn , you can be rich.

Just putting that out in the universe

Beyonce today:

#RENAISSANCE

I am really going though my Masque4Mask era. 💁🏽‍♀️

The late party DJ was late and I had to play an impromptu set til he showed and it was really really good and nobody important was there to hear it 😭😭😭

I guess if a tree falls in the woods, at least the drunk squirrels had a good time 🤷🏽‍♀️

Instead of gays being like “I’m on a fitness journey” can we just start calling it what it is and saying “I’m on a I want to be more socially accepted and unlock a hotter tier of men I can consistently fuck journey”

It’s not about fitness. You CAN be fat and healthy you know?

Y’all were not gonna be up for the roll if she didn’t get it, so idky people mad salty. #funnygirl

She was a bitch to some co-workers years ago? Uh… Okay? Like y’all deadass ain’t be cunts to people at your office jobs then run online to be like “I told Linda off! Sksksksk 💅🏽”

Anytime ppl are like “I love sitting in the park people watching” it’s a hard pass for me 🚩

Just say you’re boring so we can move on. You’re not Zoe Deschanel being a twee manic pixie dream who sees things nobody else does. You’re a weirdo in a park staring at strangers.

PSA: Hung guys. Fuck more fat guys. We have the proper cushion for your equipment.

Y’all be fucking these white twinks who are nothing more than a hole on on a flat surface, jamming your dick into their spinal cord.

Upgrade your experience. Live luxuriously. 🍑💅🏽