Hi Dr Daniel Poulter MP!

Congratulations on jumping from the sinking Conservative ship! Why not celebrate your freedom by getting my FUCK THE TORIES album?

Download for free/pay what you want

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Oh and fuck off with “the liberal elite”. If people going round being kinder and smarter than you makes you feel uncomfortably mean and stupid in comparison, that’s a You Problem

Ah yes, Brexit has indeed “re-ordered our society and system of governance, much as the Luftwaffe “re-ordered” Coventry Cathedral

“Brie Larson” is already a Star Wars name

Been contemplating starting a band called “Nudes In Bio” for all the free publicity

Say what you like about the porn bots but they are always the first to reply to my posts promoting my tour 💔

The one with (according to that flag) about 178 states?

She’s standing on my neck

Well the whole Rwanda idiocy is based on an insoluble contradiction: that Rwanda is simultaneously…

a. A safe haven for refugees
b. Such a perilous shithole that the mere mention of its name will deter all comers

Dan Poulter is not standing at the next election. For any party. He will dedicate more time to his work as an NHS doctor specialising in mental health. I've already seen a dozen tweets claiming he's defected to somehow save his (23,000 majority) seat.

Am I right in thinking this brings their majority down below 40?

That makes Sunak VERY vulnerable to backbench revolts and even a No Confidence vote (between the right wing nut jobs and the vestigial Sane Tories there’s at least 20 MPs who’d rebel…) bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politi…

Brilliant joke, this

I think a lot of former celebrities turn bitter and resentful as their influence and popularity dwindle.

Whole new meaning to “going for a tinkle”

The worst thing about ITV losing £1m putting out the most significant TV hit of the year ‘Mr Bates Vs The Post Office’ is that the people who own the ad sales tracking software won’t tell them how this is even possible, and are insisting they pay it all back from their savings.

Those of you at your wits’ end with our corrupt, decaying Conservative “government” might find some cathartic relief in my FUCK THE TORIES ALBUM

Now FREE to download/pay what you want at mitchbenn.bandcamp.com/album/the-fuck…

So, all those LGB without the T Glinner supporters…is it dawning on you yet?

Anything to say J.K. Rowling?

TONIGHT

Someone pointed out a little touch in this scene; after Superman puts Lois safely down on the roof and turns to go, just before he takes off, a childishly gleeful smile breaks out on his face, like he’s suddenly been struck by how much FUN being a superhero is going to be…