This is Sunrise Basmati rice appreciation tweet. The most legit brand for fire pilau and biryani.

Me boarding Nya Ugenya Bus to Ugunja without any family member so that my village people understand I'm struggling in Nairobi.

😂 Something I am always sure Nairobi will do, is import trendy tech

Kipindre imeanza mapema sana buana.

The signal is clear. Your son from Nyeri is being fought and can't be given a state helicopter. Sympathies are coming in thick and fast.

Niliwaambia mkitaka kama hii mtaipata pale House of Mandi in Kilimani.

Baladi lunch skewers: A symphony of Syrian spices, grilled to perfection. Your midday feast awaits.

Full circle moments are always something.

I remember when the former president refused to sign a bill that would allow Raila, Kalonzo, and others to get their pension and other benefits.

Now it's Uhuru crying over his benefits and cars not fueled by the Ruto regime. Awuoro!

Warrant Officer 1 (WO1), Gibson Mwandawiro, doing what he does best.

Does he voice sound familiar to you?

World Bank is giving UNRELATED loans CONDITIONAL on 400,000 refugees being INTEGRATED.

Other countries are getting deals on a PER ILLEGAL immigrant BASIS from First World Powers.

Niko na agbada moja hatari bruh.

I have to visit this spot.

Gahwa at Baladi Syrian Restaurant.

📍 42, Muthithi Road, Westlands.

MUHAMMAD ONYANGO Those are two political rivals! 😂😂 He is telling Mwalimu to stop chest thumping about the ongoing debate.

What is he saying Wambo 🤭

Kanze Dena went to Citizen TV studios well prepared with receipts.

Anyway, that's the Kenya Kwanza Government for you. Lying through the teeth and singing hosanna on Sundays.

MUHAMMAD ONYANGO My new fav restaurant. Zaman Cafe is the it now. Space, not crowded, sockets, ventilation, and good food.

The first ever robot cafe in Nairobi will be opening its doors on 16th June 2024 in Kileleshwa.

Imagine your waitress as a robot 🤖

A plane being off the radar in layman terms means the plane crashed, and they don't know it's whereabouts.

Pesa imerudi alhamdulilah 😊