Kari Lake, asked to comment on Kristi Noem’s murdered puppy, said, “What’s the point if you’re not going to kill enough for a coat?“

I’ve seen just three of these on the road, but even that seems too many. Who’s buying them? People who stare wistfully at their toaster ovens and think, “If only it had wheels….”?

It must be April Fools’ Day. Hirschfeld Birthdays is claiming that this is Johann Sebastian Bach when it’s clearly Hermione Gingold.

I can independently verify this.

The self-promotion begins! My new novel BROADWAY MELODY is out April 2nd, but who says you can't pre-order? You can even repost this post. It's a yarn - hits, flops, romance, strikes, out-of-town disasters, with a little sex in it.
bookshop.org/p/books/broadw…

When Trump, sounding righteous and miffed,
Says Joe had a drug-induced lift,
Watch Donald’s last rally
And patiently tally
The number of times that he sniffed.

Watching her whole speech was like sitting through a bad regional production of Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf where the stage manager had to go on for Honey.

Getting the result you want every time from the constitution is easy. You just have to decide whether it doesn’t quite say what it clearly means, or doesn’t quite mean what it clearly says.

How social media likes feel:
a.) When we dispense them
b.) When we receive them

For any Frasier fans who wonder where farces comes from, I recently came across some early script notes for my first episode, 'The Matchmaker.' (Frasier sets his new boss up with Daphne; the boss, still unnamed here, thinks he's on a date with Frasier.)

My gayest Frasier joke ever (which, given the competition, is saying something).

Not anymore. Now the world's hottest brand is the one reading 'Property of E. Jean Carroll' that a jury just burned into Trump's ass.

Wordle 937 1/6

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I’m torn between elation and a nagging fear that luck is a limited resource and I should have spent mine more wisely.