New York trip booked. See yall May 21-25th 🫡

Do these blue light glasses make me look intellectual?

Coffee shop is blasting II Most Wanted.

It’s bout to be a glorious day, folx. 🤠

90 degree high on a Monday? I believe this is homophobia at its finest.

21 minutes into season 4 of We’re Here and I’ve cried numerous times.

Picnic day!

Comment with a photo of you and your pet that doesn’t involve harming them.

This is Tracer, my best friend and my little love.

#KristiNoemIsAMonster

Every [gay] should own a little black tank top.

I would love a little treat (iced coffee)

Checking in on my nephew today.

Alexa, play My Little Love by Adele.

Ah yes, I will never not repost this gem when it comes up on my memories timeline. 🙈

This is queen behavior.

🚨career milestone alert🚨

I think I might’ve secured my biggest donation of my career, at a whopping ONE MILLION dollars!

Donor seemed excited and wanted a proposal. 🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼

Thanks, Starbucks !

Baby is moving to Logan Circle…

To be an even more insufferable DC gay. 🥹

Gottmik for me. 🙂‍↔️