I oppose the Prime Minister being younger than me, and look forward to the day when Keir Starmer restores The Natural Order Of Things

“Right-leaning commentators’ claims that universities are hotbeds of left-liberal bias are greatly exaggerated” – academic-speak for “those people are full of shit” understandingsociety.ac.uk/blog/2022/10/2…

So, Chris, how did you get more followers than followees after 9.5 years on this ludicrous website?

Er, I remembered a date and posted a story I hadn't written

Happy 50th anniversary of the day Roger Moore recorded this in his Live and Let Die filming diary google.co.uk/books/edition/…

Monday

A final thing: that first tweet should say ‘British’ rather than ‘English’

(I like to think the person who tagged No Context Brits was trying to be helpful and bring this to a wider audience. Instead, it's getting an audience who know its source, because I blocked those thieving dogfuckers a while ago)

...and maybe rescue a cat. You could end up with an indulged halfwit like this one, which I can recommend twitter.com/MulberryCoates…

Boy child asks for pancakes every Sunday. I check the recipe each Sunday, just to be sure. Every time: a reminder of The Goon Show

[Imagine I’m saying this in a portentous, St-Crispin’s-Day-speech sort of voice] People say a man cannot change, but I have put cynicism aside. HE IS REBORN!