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No Escalators

@NoEscalators

I have a very good brain, everybody says so.

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calendar_today22-06-2009 21:57:44

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The good news for Seton Hall is they have a prominent alum who is a huge hoops fan.

The bad news is that even in the best case scenario he’s not getting a contract to call the Super Bowl until at least 2030 so the John Fanta NIL money cannon won’t be operational for a few years

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Bottling some of the pure “extremely mad about Indiana basketball” flowing through the TL at the moment so I have a reserve to get me through the fallow July/August period

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Residents of the Austro-Hungarian Empire when a would-be e boy fires two shots towards the archduke, initiating untold consequences and horrors upon the continent.

Residents of the Austro-Hungarian Empire when a would-be e boy fires two shots towards the archduke, initiating untold consequences and horrors upon the continent.
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I would like to ask the NBA refs to save some of this blatant home cooking for my beloved Nuggets this evening

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“You literally could not pay me to go to St. John’s I’d rather live in Waco than play at MSG” is a wildly humiliating way to reject the Johnnies

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