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linkhttps://normalislandnews.substack.com/ calendar_today12-05-2015 23:45:13

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Richard Murphy(@RichardJMurphy) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Natalie Elphicke has voted persistently and consistently to increase inequality in this country in a great many ways, and yet Keir Starmer says she shares Labour’s current values. Make of that what you will.

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Laura Kuenssberg beyond parody(@LKTranslator) 's Twitter Profile Photo

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Declassified UK(@declassifiedUK) 's Twitter Profile Photo

👉NEW -- Wall of secrecy around SAS 'murders' begins to crumble

by Richard Richard NortonTaylor

The famous ‘who dares wins’ regiment finally faces serious scrutiny over its Afghan night raids, even as those involved in a cover up are promoted to highest office.
declassifieduk.org/wall-of-secrec…

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Dr Julia Grace Patterson💙(@JujuliaGrace) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. If you can seamlessly hop from the Conservative Party to Labour, there isn’t sufficient political distance between the two parties.

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Laura Kuenssberg beyond parody(@LKTranslator) 's Twitter Profile Photo

King Charles has explained he did not invite Prince Harry to his garden party because it was family-only and he did not think it appropriate to invite James Hewitt's son along. The king explained he does not have much time left and he wants to spend that time with his loved ones.…

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Stephen McCarthy(@MisterJabsticks) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Laura Kuenssberg beyond parody is a must follow.

'Thankfully, YouTube took the sensible step of age-restricting the video and reducing its visibility because YouTube is a free speech platform and this is the type of speech we don’t want to be free.'

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Ange(@AngeNMorris) 's Twitter Profile Photo

This chick hits the right spots, though it’s grim and clever all at once.

The difficulty in accessing the video only serves to illustrate how controlled SM has become.

Bravo Macklemore for your bravery, but that shouldn’t be what it takes to challenge brutality.

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Bong Water, Tadpole Adventurer(@Pairadachs) 's Twitter Profile Photo

'(FYI: Palestinians become adults at six months old due to issues with their pigment, culture, and/or religion.)'

Laura is REALLY good at this.

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Laura Kuenssberg beyond parody(@LKTranslator) 's Twitter Profile Photo

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CrémantCommunarde #BeAPeacemonger ☮️(@0Calamity) 's Twitter Profile Photo

The absolute state of The Labour Party under Starmer, welcoming with open arms people who would have been too far to the right for a Cameron government.
We are all bu**ered.

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Lowkey(@Lowkey0nline) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I just read that Adnan Al-Bursh, the doctor from Al Shifa that Israel tortured to death, once performed 41 surgeries in 24 hours.

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Laura Kuenssberg beyond parody(@LKTranslator) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Due to concerns his music was radicalising the youth, the US government has taken the necessary step of banning hip-hop artist Macklemore and branding him a terrorist organisation. Any American who has bought a Macklemore record in the past 12 months is to be expelled from…

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Michael Markovitz(@mmarkovitz) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Another searingly brilliant Laura Kuenssberg beyond parody piece at the intersection of parody & hardcore reality, taking a scalpel to US govt's blinding complicity in Israel's (plausible, alleged) genocide.
'Israel has a right to defend itself from ceasefire agreements' normalisland.co.uk/p/israel-insis…

Another searingly brilliant @LKTranslator piece at the intersection of parody & hardcore reality, taking a scalpel to US govt's blinding complicity in Israel's (plausible, alleged) genocide. 'Israel has a right to defend itself from ceasefire agreements' normalisland.co.uk/p/israel-insis…
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Laura Kuenssberg beyond parody(@LKTranslator) 's Twitter Profile Photo

BREAKING: In order to demonstrate it is doing everything it can to preserve civilian life, Israel has just closed down the only hospital in Rafah x

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Laura Kuenssberg beyond parody(@LKTranslator) 's Twitter Profile Photo

BREAKING: Israel has said it had to reject the ceasefire because it was a ruse by Hamas to make it look like Israel rejected the ceasefire. I give up! How do I even parody this crap? x

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