BREAKING: Rishi Sunak has threatened to kick Scotland out of the United Kingdom as punishment if Nicola Sturgeon attends COP27 x

My blog is finally rebuilt so I don't need to publish on Ko-fi anymore! Isn't it beautiful? Anyways read this and you will definitely feel reassured by Rishi's amazing plans to protect the rich ❤️
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Elon Musk

This should come as reassuring news. Just wait until you see Rishi's reasoning and also check out my correction because I'd got something important wrong in my last article and as a serious professional, I'm sorry 👇
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BREAKING: Economists have confirmed Elon musk could have solved world hunger for just $6 billion and given me the change. This would have been much better because there would be no more world hunger, Elon Musk wouldn't own Twitter and I'd have $38 billion x

We don't believe Net Zero should be used as a platform for shady procurement and we are delighted that transparency has prevailed this time. glplive.org/place-group-tw

It’s just the same old band back together again

#GeneralElectionNow

ICYMI here is everything you need to consider about the Musk take takeover. Don't leave Twitter before you've read it 👇

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You can have a Govt of compassion, integrity and professionalism

…or you can have Suella Braverman

You can’t have both.

As discussed on our The Trawl this week - new episode out now.

This was a devastating day. Nadine Dorries joined the wokerati. I understand if you don't want to read it 😢
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This is horrible news, I know. Don't bother reading, it will only make you angry 🤬

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This is horrible news, I know. Don't bother reading, it will only make you angry 🤬

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BREAKING: The government has explained that breaking away from Europe's 'unelected bureaucrats' is making life much easier for our fourth consecutive unelected prime minister. This is one of the benefits of Brexit ❤️

BREAKING: Nadine Dorries challenged Jacob-Rees Mogg's climate denial with a good take on COP27 and now scientists fear this means the universe is going to collapse x

BREAKING: I've just heard the upsetting news that a dildo has been placed on top of the Margaret Thatcher statue. As yet, I'm unclear what the dildo did to deserve this x

BREAKING: Jeremy Hunt has explained he will deliver 'compassionate austerity' which means starving poor people in a way that's as gentle as possible for rich people ❤️

BREAKING: People are reporting that Shell has reported profits of £89 million in one day, but in their defence, that's only about four energy bills x

Sorry, babe x

BREAKING: Bellend is trending on Twitter and astonishingly it's nothing to do with Rishi Sunak x