Me: “Dad, someone edited your Wikipedia page to say I’m an anti-trans activist”

Dad: “Why would they say that?”

Me: “I dunno”

Dad: “Well you can tell them I said that isn’t true. You should go on the internet and type in. Tell them your dad has met many friends of yours who

Ah this is the same chick who once accosted me in Columbus Circle at a demonstration against the vaccine mandates, thinking she was gonna expose me as being uninformed. Her face dropped when I knew what I was talking about and turned it around on her big fat ass 🤣

Catch me 🔴LIVE with Mike Harlow on #MIKEroagressed this THURSDAY @ 8pm EST! 🤘🤘🤘

The Next Hundred Years: An Anti-War Veteran For President

Yesterday I got a notification from Instagram.

“Yay it’s your birthday! Click here to see all the best moments from your year!”

I click on it. First photo:

“Hey remember when your dog died?!”

Instagram is an ASSHOLE!!!!!!! 😂🤦🏻‍♂️

I think we really need some woodchipper diversity. We talk about woodchippers only for pedos, and I’m all for that. But I’d like to expand the woodchipper dialogue because I really think there are more kinds of people who belong in there. Just sayin. #WoodchipperDiversity

“Say Free Palestine, Alec!”

What the fuck does he have to do with it though?

WHY won’t Alec Baldwin just free Palestine?! 😂

Thursday on MIKEroaggress’d! I’ll be joined by the amazeballs The Indian Jesus | Lutch to talk all sorts of current events and shit. Join uuuuuus! 😝

#NewProfilePic

I need to change the profile pic for my private Substack! This looks like porn!!! 🤣

I swear it’s just my writing!!!!!! 😂

Nah, that's Mike Harlow's second form.

Feelin’ hella good 😎

MY FRIENDS ARE SUCH ASSHOLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣

Ending an epic birthday watching an epic movie with ma frenz ❤️ (The Strangers Prey At Night! So underrated!)

What a freakin life upgrade! 😍

Mike Harlow Happy Birthday, Mikey! Love you! 💕

Mike Harlow Happy Birthday, Mikey! I hope you are having a wonderful day!

M- magnificent
I- impressive
K- kindhearted
E- extraordinary
Y- youthful

H- handsome
A- admirable
R- resilient
L- legendary
O- one-of-a-kind
W- wonderful

GET DA FUCK OUTTA MY BIRTHDAY YOU PERSONALITY-LESS PEDESTRIANS!!!!!!!!!!!

Mike Harlow Happy Birthday to The High Harlot !!! 🤗😊

Birthday boyfriend ❤️