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"Hey you, yea you. I see you eating that fruit and I'm just sayin' that your boy do be enjoying some melon if you even care"

She just left to the spa for hair &makeup. I'm supposed to go get a key to another room to get ready in, so I don't see her getting into her dress in ours. I was told I'm allowed to go to the bar, but under no circumstances am I to be in the sun (I got nuked yesterday & now I'm

Who gets to determine what is misinformation or what is hateful before they censor it?

It's almost like you all were there with us 🐦

...And representing the White Delegation; we have Scott Smith from Columbus Ohio 🇺🇸 🫡

Recap Resurrection: R.I.P. Paul Harrell Hard Pass dwarf tools fail; 👣ℙ𝕖𝕕𝕣𝕠'𝕤 𝕄𝕦𝕤𝕥𝕒𝕔𝕙𝕖🇺🇲 gets hitched; Bob Winkelman IRL wife FTW; Alea iacta est Ƒʉͫcͧкͭιͪηͣ 𝙶𝚛𝚞𝚗𝚝𝚙𝚊 👴; Tooth Chipper is wicked smaht; brink updates his grill; 1982VintageNut crushes gainz; Chesty LIVES;

You know I keep that thang on me (NSAIDs)

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Squirrel Matador SOLATAC (HMFIC...sorta)

I appreciate FB showing me my "memories" every day because it allows me to erase all evidence that I ever played Farmville.

Your boy may have had a few too many Bloody M's Y Cervezas today at the pool. Maintain man. MAINTAIN.

Life is good.

VGRJ (very good rim job)

We're not "haters" Kelly. We want you to seek professional help, immediately.

I'm only awake at 0430 so I can go see Mayan ruins and sea turtles. Other than that, 0/10 do not recommend.

Proverbs 13:20 He who walks with wise men will be wise, But the companion of fools will be destroyed.

Nobody tells you this but the iguanas at Tulum are free, you can just take them home. I have 247 iguanas