When I first was 12 years old I asked my swing coach if he thought I could be a pro one day.

Be asked me if I was winning every tournament I entered.

I said no.

He said, then continue to work hard and enjoy it.

That's the advice we need to give 99.9% of the kids out there.

You’re a member at a country club you must be rich.

No, I would be rich if I wasn’t a member at a country club,

Then why don’t you quit the country club and be rich.

Because then I would be miserable.

Anyone who tells you to follow your passion is already rich.

Follow your talent, master it then monetize it.

“The fact that you can break 80 with the swing you have may be the greatest athletic achievement I have ever seen.”

True story said to me by a swing coach.

If starters gave interviews after your guy's trip?? (VOLUME UP)

How hot the beverage cart girl is, is directly related to the quality of the golf course.

#TaylorSwift

Can we all agree that the shampoo/ conditioner pumps in hotels are trash… Go back to travel size toiletries.

My Wife asking me how our four-day golf trip was?

When my wife says “don’t forget about brunch on Sunday”, in front of the boys I have a Sunday tee time with.

If they would put a similar sign up at #TheMasters I'd have one… I saw people walking out with a six-pack of Gnomes.

Those of you who continue to say “grow the game” and “make golf cheaper”. This is on you.

Friendly Reminder: Fuzzy Zoeller is still the only Professional Golfer to be publicly cancelled.

#themasters

It’s called priorities…

#themasters
#BillyJoel
#PianoMan
#MadisonSquareGarden

QUESTION??

•Do you delete #TheMasters App after the tournament?

Or

•Is it untouchable?

People get #triggered every time I say this but I’m goin to say it again anyways.

The best #TheMasters sandwich is Egg Salad and Pimento is overrated.

Get woke…

Toss out the 8th amendment. His punishment should be cruel and unusual.

Notable players #TigerWoods beat during the 2024 #themasters  

Justin Rose
Zach Johnson
Sergio Garcia
Justin Thomas
Victor Hovland
Jordan Spieth
Bubba Watson
Charles Schwartzel
Dustin Johnson

And he did it without playing a full tournament in 24, on a busted leg and pure rust.

You and Wayne Player must be great friends.

Notable players #TigerWoods beat during the 2024 #themasters

Justin Rose
Zach Johnson
Sergio Garcia
Justin Thomas
Victor Hovland
Jordan Spieth
Bubba Watson
Charles Schwartzel
Dustin Johnson

And he did it without playing a full tournament in 24, on a busted leg and pure rust.