😭

Joe should leave Hot Ones to Kamala.

And that’s my last tweet about her til fall. I am retired damnit. Lol!

At the TV Lounge in Downtown Detroit…Getting ready to listen to DJ Jazzy Jeff spin some sounds…
This is NFL Draft weekend…
Detroit is lit up…

This is Detroit…
This is who we are…
#Detroit #Detroit Strong #Detroit Pride #Detroit vsEverybody #NFLdraft #NFLDraft2024

I'm not boosting that misogynoirist post.

Much love to Jasmine Guy.

If we met face to face you would cry and beg me to forgive your transgressions.

I’m awkward. Sneaky. My power of persuasion is like a thief in the night. Your racism wouldn’t even know what hit it.

I leave people like you in shambles.

MEET. ME. I’ll give you some crackers.

Yeah I thought so. Punks jump up.

YOU ARE A BIGOT WHO THOUGHT THAT VOTING FOR A BLACK MAN MEANT YOU WEREN’T A BIGOT BUT YOU ARE A FUCKING BIGOT IF YOU DON’T KNOW THAT OBAMA DIDNT CREATE RACISM.

Now get tf on with your day before I make you the subject of a Newsweek article!

Man, fuck bigots.

Y’all come in all shapes, sizes, and creeds.

Fuck every last one of y’all. No tolerance for the willfully blind while we fight a five-pronged attack on decency, humanity, and empathy.

Find a place on my ass to kiss and get to work.

Did y’all know that Obama CREATED racism?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

To clear the palate after learning Kristi Noem kills dogs, I’m posting a picture of my sweet little Lucia, who is 7.8 lbs but does not want to be a lap dog!

I’m very proud of my contribution to twitter society today. Great work, everyone. 😘

Poor widdle freezy Yamtits had to borrow Bernie's gear...
For XsavioR🔧
#TrumpIsATraitorAndCriminal #TrumpIsNotFitToBePresident #trumpisarussianasset #trumpforprison

The current VP is a dog lover. Just saying.

To clear the palate after learning Kristi Noem kills dogs, I'm posting a picture of the kind of dog I’d love to have one day who appears to be judging me through this picture.

Feel free to do the same.

In reference to Kristi Noem admitting that she murdered her dog execution-style in an open grave.

I am actually crying. 😂

Vanessa Williams just dropped a new song and video!!!!!! 61 y’all 🗣️ oh you pop girls are in danger

Hilarious. Betty quick with the comeback 😂😂

Read this READER OPINION piece labeled “David Trone is out of touch” in the Baltimore Sun, it was just posted. People are finally are seeing the light. 1/3

Link is below but likely paywalled.

Some of y’all are rolling your eyes at this but Sorkin is still one of the best screenwriters ever so he just may properly take Zuckie to task.

Also, the first FB movie was premature.

Left the door wide open for a follow up.

Def one of pitchbot’s best tweets. 😂