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PolarJohan

@PolarJohan15

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2022 Minneapolis Twitter Shitposter Rookie of the Year. Nasty cat blanket enthusiast. Biathlon is Best. Polarjohan on many other places. 🇵🇸🇺🇦

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I guess it might be tricky to have any concept of the cost of children when you spend zero time actually raising or caring for the ones you have.

I guess it might be tricky to have any concept of the cost of children when you spend zero time actually raising or caring for the ones you have.
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Lady Luck is on my side. My Newfie came to stand over me while I was doing some back stretches because he was impatient for food, I stopped to give his Newfie mane a good itch and he barfed, but it landed 2 inches away from my face

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When you're sitting in your place with the windows open and a perfect light refreshing breeze blows in and you catch a waft of Lilac scent:

When you're sitting in your place with the windows open and a perfect light refreshing breeze blows in and you catch a waft of Lilac scent:
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Amazon: *Sending me 5,000 targeted ads for binoculars*
Me: 'That's...really sorry, but you just missed the window. Like just missed it. I needed the one pair and I just ordered them. From you, actually. I bought them from you, already. So unfortunately I don't need more.'

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Hold on a minute here, you're telling me that all those 'You have to debate them in the marketplace of ideas or they win!!' folks were only willing to apply that standard to rampaging fascists and not to students who don't like genocide erecting some tents? Holy shit. Shocking.

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Me, whose wardrobe consists of 20YO hoodies, jeans and T-shirts in various different shades of dark blue, dark green and dark grey watching derek guy absolutely eviscerate Piers Morgan's fashion: 'Haha, fuck yeah, get 'em Derek!'

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When even billionaire bigot Elon Musk is getting bored with your transphobia, LOL. She's melted her brain so badly that transphobia is pretty much all that's left.

When even billionaire bigot Elon Musk is getting bored with your transphobia, LOL. She's melted her brain so badly that transphobia is pretty much all that's left.
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Bad Bad Hats new album is amazing. One of the most consistent Minnesota bands out there RN: just constantly putting out great stuff.

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This is what happens when you elect Marxist politicians, legislate DEI, defund the police and let crime run rampant: businesses simply cannot succeed. Sad.
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