Yeah, just walked through one.

Australians only - what's the worst cobweb to walk through at night and feel the spider crawl across your head? I reckon it's those orb spiders, because they're relatively large and their 'feet' are hard and spikey so you can feel every step.

There's no such thing as stupid ideas, just stupid people. With half-baked horseshit like this, I am still amazed that apps that remind you to breath in and breath out aren't more widely popular. Perhaps for the best.

Absolutely. Kick 'em in the nuts, and aim carefully

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'Call to embed police in shopping centres'

Call to embed brains in politicians.

What's one of your favourite lyric lines that reflect society? One of mine is from Isbell's 'Something more than free': 'When I get home from work, I'll call up all my friends, and we'll go bust up something beautiful, we'll have to build again.'

The Tortured Poets Department is an exercise in really good reverbs.

'People and culture' manager.

'Fully functioning adult' consultant

'Not putting up with your narcisistic bullshit' advisor

'Sending you back to primary school you bloviating shithead' specialist.

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