Tons of people ask me how they can get started as a Solidity Developer in the current market.

Here's what I would do if I were starting now:
step 1: join lazarus
step 2: gain employment at a blast protocol
step 3: exploit said protocol
step 4: give proceeds to the mother land

Friendtech points valued at $30 per point (in store credit on the Paradigm merch store).

Worst take of 2024 goes to this.

I have first hand witnessed MANY instances where a non native hire causes nothing but roadblocks.

You NEED crypto native marketers, designers, product managers, engineers.

When the protocol audited by CertiK gets exploited.

FML I just got liquidated trading on my vape.

My wife is going to kill me.

Stripe announced crypto payments.

Every single business development employee at a B2B SaaS company that looks like this is about to say they're an expert on crypto.

Blast merch goes so hard holy crap. They sent it out to their early investors.

PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YUGA LABS.

I AM DOWN HUNDREDS UPON HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS ON MY PRIMATE JPEGS AND YOUR RESPONSE IS TO ANIMATE MY APES???

I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE.

Whoever messed up using Gaslite Drop and left 0.1 ETH in the contract...

Thanks for the easiest $314 of my life.

1 step closer to retirement.

When I make it there will be signs.

The signs will be that my carbon footprint will make Taylor Swift's carbon footprint look like a brisk jog in the park.

ETH price up.
Gas price down.

Sleeping like a baby tonight.

ZKasino proudly displays CertiK audits.

If you gave them money you deserve to lose ALL of it.

What do you mean we can't just steal $30M?

a loT of fud GOiNG AROUnD.

THE zkAsINO nETWOrk wiLL STilL
go LiVe, It HAS BEEn DelAyeD DUE
to eXchAnGe liSTIngS.

The only runes that I care about.

Dog before and after watching Ansem fight