Today’s lunch, dedicated to ✨B✨E✨L✨L✨E✨ bcos she’s obsessed.

Two hours of packing. Holiday pending…

My trainers and I are back at the cinema with our M&S packed lunch. This time with husband and this time it’s Odeon Luxe so relaxing for 3 hours of Oppenheimer in huge recliner. Blue Light Card excellent deal. Perks of his stupid job.

The internal holiday struggle of telling myself I don’t need to pack my straighteners bcos the humidity will kill any straightness the second I step outside.

This is my opinion & you have to agree.
I don’t agree, this is my opinion and you have to agree with me.
I stand by my opinion. You’re opinion is wrong.
No, your opinion is wrong. You are wrong.
Everything about your opinion is wrong. My opinion is superior.

Repeat x100.

My all time favourite…
Riddle (laminated #sorry ) inside a bottle of water and frozen.
Literally, break the ice to find the riddle.
Riddle leads you to a bag of treats for the session.

CMPA Update:
She passed cheese. (Step 4/6)

Classic

Hotel we stayed at in Paphos was great. On arrival you visit the lifeguard station who assigns you sunbeds based on number of ppl. If they don’t have a location you want, you can swap when they become available. Sunbeds then have room numbers tied around them. So easy.

I over batched cooked for the toddler… Anyone in West London want some Chicken and Tomato Orzo?

My trainer and I at the cinema on our own. Packed myself a sandwich and got some overpriced pick a mix. Jason Statham saved the day, again.

How is it that sun-bed tanning salons are still a thing? Why has someone not banned these places yet? A new one is opening near me & is advertising on all socials about their new top of the range light vision bed. So that one doesn’t cause skin cancer?

I take your classroom organisation posts and raise them hair accessory organisation. This girl has the most hair any child has ever had.

Park to ourselves… yippie.

So what’s the deal with this Temu app? Everything is so cheap but what’s the catch? Just been on a play date & the toys were great! Is it like shein where one delivery puts the global temp up by a °?

9 years…

Yes, I’m so London I got married in Richmond Park & arrived in a white cab.