About to hit the gym* and eat a salad**

* El Rods
** arroz con pollo

Kenny Brooks designing plays for his offense

I believe in Liz Kitley supremacy

Liz Kitley

[Big Game Boomer in 2035]

Top 10 college quarterbacks with five letter last names who were born on the 17th of the month to middle-class families with four siblings:

Avengers: Charlottesville

Leonardo Dicaprio when considering his dating prospects:

Canvas after I just submitted the worst assignment I’ve ever done that will undoubtedly tank my grade past the point of no return: 🥳🥳🥳🥳🎉🎉🎉🎉🎊🎊🎊

[Year 2035]

“Dad, where were YOU when Hunter Cattoor scored his 1,000th career point?”

“Come children, gather round the campfire. Let me tell you all about that magical moment.”

BITTER BOMB

J*stin F*ente quarterback academy product Paxton Lynch🔥🔥🔥

Me watching the last 10 minutes of every episode of The Last of Us

Hearing from a reliable source that Patrick Mahomes is expected to make the Chiefs 53-man roster next season.

Listening to enter sandman unironically >>>