so i'm visiting my pregnant wife-

being interestingly dressed in the park

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the haters said Susan Hall couldn’t do it. and they were correct. honestly great call from the haters

Me watching the London Mayoral results come in

looking like Sadiq Khan now has a mandate to personally destroy every car in London, and good for him tbh

she started getting spanked by james spader like 30 minutes later and stopped self-harming. she was back in ways we've rarely seen before.

Catching up on that thread about this Sarah girl, what the fuck man?? It’s completely incoherent posting even if she does hate someone, also how many peado ‘jokes’ can you make in that context? Seems mega dodge

nobody:

my hidden replies:

They can't be serious

I said to a Labour canvasser yesterday 'I'm not that excited by Labour, but I really fucking hate Ben Bradley' and he said 'there's a lot of that about'

Susie Dent’s preparing a tweet like,

Word of the day is Sniggywongler (16th century): to lose all your seats in local council elections.

so you agree, the voter ID law is punitive and makes it harder for people – including those with conditions like dyspraxia – to exercise their democratic rights

the sunlight is showing how dusty my house is, this is not acceptable

this account has been hijacked by a, uhm, generously proportioned Asian woman

dusting this one off for another outing

Alyssa Sue was only 22 years old when she completed the “Man…” painting