A very happy Diwali to all you lovely people. May Goddess Laxmi bless us all with health, wealth, and prosperity.

rohit sharma doesn't fit in this team 🙏 also in team bus.

Enough said.

That last over had more plot twists than an Abbas-Mastan movie. Phew! Thank you Team India, for the early diwali.

No fines for breaking traffic rules in Gujarat from 21st to 27th October, says Gujarat HM.

In case you haven't noticed, BJP is already performing election 'stunts.'

BJP bans firecrackers in Haryana and then claims that the ban on firecrackers in Delhi is 'anti-Hindu.'

In UK, the PM resigned in 45 days after a failed 'mini budget' and market turmoil.

In India, the PM once asked for 50 days after a botched decision. People gave him 5 years more.

'Padhega to IAS banega. Nahi padhega to PM bhi ban sakta hai.'

A man with a fake degree who makes fake promises went to a fake classroom with a fake window and got some fake pics clicked for PR. What the fake!

“If you are irritated by every rub, how will your mirror be polished?”
― Rumi

'Jisko jisse matlab hai usse wo baat kar raha hai'

If politicians think taking a stand for a rape victim who hails from a minority community will affect their majority votes, it says a lot about their unscrupulous politics, and also about the moral degradation in our society as a whole.

Their logic is simple.

R@pists can be freed, despite being a threat to women.

But activists can't be given bail, because they might be a threat to the govt.

Will never find it not funny that MDH masale uncle only lends his face to the masalas that make vegetarian dishes.

Available for immediate sale 2017 model Hyundai Tucson - Automatic - Petrol - 39K kms, in excellent condition, in Mumbai. Only genuine buyers DM.

Brokers not entertained.

How it started How it's going

Odd days -
Beti bachao, beti padhao

Even days -
R@pist bachao, remission karao

In poll-bound Gujarat -

Milk price not increased
VAT on CNG & PNG reduced by 10%
Govt promises 2 cylinders free of cost

But these are not 'revdis.'
It's 'development.'