I just freaked out at work thinking I was hearing choppers flying outside. My coworker was like relax ho, it’s the vents. I swear to God, I constantly feel like some shit’s about to go down. And I still don’t have a gat!

This is such a horrific video. The woman is a professor of economics at #EmoryUniversity !!! How can they brutalize her like this?!

Israel is our only ally that doesn't allow us to have a military base and never sent a single troop to help us in a war

Including the wars we fought on their behalf

Just arrived at my parents house in Ireland 💚

WHO SENT ME THIS?

I was just telling my younger coworker about #AmyFisher the #LongIslandLolita and #JoeyButtafuoco . I remember how gripping that story was. She does porn now.

Free couch is sold! Wow. Now I really feel like I’m moving.

My son’s father likes to hijack my FT with my son. Every fucking time. Tonight, I’d had it. I was like bro, I called to hear from my kid, do you mind?! Of course, he makes my poor son disconnect the call. If you’re a divorced parent, please let your kid have time with the other!

Becoming a licensed cosmetologist in my state requires *1600* hours of training at an accredited beauty school

I am supportive of NPs as partners in extending care but you are weakening, not strengthening the case for their clinical competence (1/20th of Gladwell's 'mastery'?!)

People like this need to burn in hell.

Hillary Clinton has received >$4,000,000 from AIPAC and their allies. #RejectAIPAC

Men, what’s keeping you from screaming like a bitch and throwing your baby onto the danger?

My attempt at #DishoomChai was underwhelming. I think I need way more peppercorn.

non aesthetic things A smile changes the expression of the eyes

Benjamin Netanyahu - בנימין נתניהו He’s literally saying “no type of laws apply to Israel no criminal no international no humanitarian nothing”

Isreal is literally a rouge state and the world just allows it. Absolute disgrace!!

I’m making masala chai and praying it comes out half as good as #Dishoom chai. I cannot say enough how much I loved it.

I listed my couch as free on marketplace. This ho asks me if I can deliver it.

Sources: Far-right Minister Ben-Gvir Orders His Drivers to Run Red Lights, Speed - Israel News - Haaretz.com haaretz.com/israel-news/20…

Is this true? No amount of karmic justice is enough punishment.