Actually everyone's chance of betraying Luffy is 0%. They all believe in Luffy with everything they've got and are willing to die or sacrifice their dreams for his.

My ex just got engaged, but *I* just spent $150 dollars at the Nintendo store trying to unbox the Pikmin type I wanted, so who here has really living the better life rn?

Me whenever I'm done explaining a stupid trans meme to my cis friends

I'm 30, it's so ogre 😭

Transitioning is a very isolating experience because all my bros are in and out of the bathroom in like 2 minutes while I've been waiting in line at the ladies toilet for 10 minutes and counting now ☠️

I hope the cartridges have a different, but equally disgusting flavour 🤤

'The woke left keeps trying to stabilise my heart beat in a time of cardiac arrest.'

This is not true and also not how tattoos work

A video in which a man reduces trans women to sexual objects and tools for his own self growth.

This is the most gender validating thing I've ever seen 🥺

Its so funny whenever I get charged for my frozen sperm, its like my cum is being held hostage.

This game was so good. The chapter where you recruit the trans woman is all about a town where people's body's keep changing and you beat the villain by deadnaming him 😤

Saying 'Kim Possible body swap episode' and seeing all the millenial trans women in the crowd perk up like I just activated their sleeper agent passphrase

Any other trans women play The World Ends With You when they were younger? Cause honestly, putting this little twink in girls' clothes and having it actually give you a bonus was like 9/11 on my little egg psyche

It could happen to you too

Btw, most mascots (as in the full suits) in Disney parks are played by men because on average they have a height and build more suitable for wearing the costume.

So all the Minnies, Daisies, Elastigirls, etc are most likely men.

Whyd they take the condom off?

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