“Inoue got knocked down so he’s not p4p #1”

So true. I once saw Michael Jordan miss a basket. Dude sucks shit

First lawn mowing of the year and I ran over a fucking frog. Just kill me

When Spence was asked about fighting Crawford after the Danny Garcia fight he didn’t even say his name and just talked about wanting to pet his horses and take some time off. People understandably flipped out. He fought Crawford two fights later

Stop. Making. Dogs. Be. Cops.

Reminds me of this scene from 25th Hour

I watched boxing two weekends ago. No fuckin chance I’m doing it again today. Twice a year max at this point

Loser shit.

You’re not important enough to be at the center of a conspiracy.

Go to therapy

Ok Karen Garcia. Did you want to speak to the manager too?

Nobody tell Oscar he’s in his 50s. It’ll break his heart

More like Artur Beterbemorecareful, right guys?!

*shotgun blast*

Going to weigh-ins is so weird. If you wanna watch idiots stand on scales and curse at each other in spanish just go down to the junkyard where Andy Ruiz’s doctor weighs him once a month

If you get caught or accused of doing something and your first instinct is to go “this is so unfair!” or call it witch hunt and claim “tHeY” are out to get you….you are a gigantic fucking baby that no grown person should ever take seriously

BREAKING: This brilliant speech yesterday by a Columbia professor on the cowardice of the university administration in calling in police to arrest students will be cited throughout history -– and will inspire generations of students for decades to come.

Columbia still on…

The My Pillow guy’s transformation into Paul Bearer is entering its final stages

“Sir there’s a second dirty piss test”

The upside to Ryan pissing hot is that it restores order to the universe since there’s no conceivable way that fucked up idiot beats Haney straight up under our existing laws of physics

This should be the slogan for the 2024 Republican Party. Typo and all