This is how people get killed. This is despicable.there’s a faction of people in this country who would be absolutely satisfied with fascism

I’ve seen multiple spineless fucks talk about how the protestors are ruining potential future job opportunities but will this ruin this guys potential employment? This disgusting act that’s absolutely worse than standing up for something you believe in? I fucking wonder

I got to audition to be one of those nutrition influencers who make videos at grocery stores!!

We got a brand spanking new draft of this and man it rules even harder now! Let’s make a slasher!

Socially awkward homicide detective

Every single industry is working to do this shit and take as much money out of our pockets as possible.

NEW WORK

Happy to share my official art I created with Poster Posse for Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes! I’m a huge fan of the franchise, Caesar is one of my favorite characters ever and I was beyond happy to get an opportunity to create an illustration for the new chapter!

“Focus on the dance….!!!” 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

The NYPD Dance team choreographer.

Innovations in food are too dang much

Emily did another pass on this and it rules even harder. Did I mention it’s kinda based on my own wedding?!

The NFL going 18 games is another reminder the league cares nary an iota about player health. Shameful greed.

Jersey for the win

you wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

Dude in the horror movie who lays out exactly why they should all run away and no one, not even him, listens.

Good time to remind y’all we got a dope wedding horror movie in our pockets here!

Some people say you shouldn’t wear band shirts after age 30. This is strange because you should actually exclusively wear band shirts after 30.

Love that Bruce Wayne got scared by bats as a kid and was like “oh hell yeah imma use that” and became Batman. If that was me I would’ve ended up as a superhero named “Takeyourshirtoffatthepool Man”

Honestly hilarious to complain about WOKE while promoting a movie about pop tarts.

Imagine how embarrassing this take would be if the other creator of Seinfeld had made one of the funniest shows of all-time that had no worry about offending people and ended this literal month.