The General Election campaign will be a joy. Sunak will inevitably meet voters who don't share his opinion of his own wonderfulness.
#GeneralElectionNow

After I saw this I had to have a nice sit down and a couple of Werther's Originals.
Not sure I can make the carpet bowls session this afternoon.

Watch with the sound down and it's a nervous Year 11 public school boy explaining to a Head Teacher he wasn't involved in the unfortunate incident last night in the Dorm.

Rishi Sunak has gone beyond the annoying stage into irrelevancy. Just background noise.
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Patients waking up in one of the new 40 hospitals will agree.

One phone call to the Met could have proved the lead story is hokum.
The Mail is playing fast and loose with facts when the country is nervous and divided.
Breathtakingly reckless.

Always an uneasy feeling when an MP changes party. Tory voters in Suffolk have been shafted.
However, the defection of Dan Poulter and his reasons and timing are hugely damaging to the government.

A historic front page. The Express has a huge pro Labour story and an exclusive interview with the #PintSizedLoser barely gets a look in.

Chris Philp's sense of geography will probably result in him turning up at Border TV in Carlisle.

Dan who? Never heard of him .....

Sun hack responds. Poulter may not spark tremors with his former swivel eyed nut job colleagues but he will sway sensible voters in the centre.

Has there ever been a more mediocre hat trick of achievements?
A nasty speech about welfare, an eye wateringly expensive non solution to small boat crossings and an unfunded promise about defence spending by 2030.
C'mon Beth. Do better.

The whole thread suggests the Downing Street wine suitcase is getting regular use.
Embarrassingly out of touch and deluded.

The good week only exists in Sunak's imagination.
When it trouble travel has never been more appropriate. The reception he was afforded abroad was respect for the leader of the UK not Rishimania.

David, like me, will remember this weekend in 1967 when Peter Lorimer's perfectly good goal was disallowed in the FA Cup semi v Chelsea.
Leeds United will never be a source of happiness.
#lufc

Paula Vennells was on the short list in 2017 to become Bishop of London.
Clearly her Bible didn't contain the ninth Commandment with all that mullarkey about bearing false witness.
Looking forward to her appearance at #PostOfficeInquiry

Opens X, mutes ' #lufc '

Terry and June trending. Is it to explain why Terry's boss in Terry and June was played by the same actor, Reginald Marsh, as Jerry's in The Good Life?

'I fight on. I fight to win©'

©Margaret Thatcher. Paris 1990.

Would you mind awfully making minority government work?