It is hot enough that the smallest of baby hairs stick to your neck, but the breeze picks up and the beer is cold.—SOUTHERN PORCH by Kirsten. fiveminutelit.com/southern-porch

But tonight he is alive and in the north field with his mother. It is a perfect summer evening: the moon rising over the orchard, the wind in the grass. And as he stares into the sky, there are twice as many Steve Harveys as usual.

i legit believe this is the best simpsons bit ever and also one of the best comedy bits ever written in the english language

sometimes i don’t feel like writing because everything is connected and i can’t get into all that right now

Its crazy to think we can see her play by just going outside. A legend

This really can’t be said enough. This is the foundation for everything we do in the writers room. So much of streaming has lost this sense of causation.

Quadruple Threat! Barbra Streisand Has a Knife: ow.ly/l6ks50T5k8e

Josie and the Pussycats, 2001 soundtrack had fake songs that went 𝙙𝙞𝙖𝙢𝙤𝙣𝙙 in my house!

This tiny poem was going to be published somewhere earlier this year but then they kind of disappeared so now you can read it here

A few years ago Kirsten. did a call for The Daily Drunk Mag for writing related to malls. I wrote this CNF for it & I think it’s one of my favorite things I’ve ever written.

Zero pick pocket attempts in europe so far. Do my pockets not look abundant? Am I not immersed in the moment? Humiliating.

Yeah, I’m having a third iced coffee. It’s called letting the soft animal of my body love what it loves, jackass

gibby from icarly Also here’s an article that explains more of the problems that the cotton industry is facing. Another thing is that a lot of the old fabric mills are/have closed due to lack of demand and rising cost. nytimes.com/2023/02/18/cli…

This scene about The Winds of Winter was filmed eight years ago

brat summer is over. the time of the orc has come

"How can that be profitable for Frito-Lay?" - Jesse Plemons in Game Night (2018)

stomach ache again

This has defined what true love is to me