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Charity Crimestoppers are asking for the whereabouts of Noor Alam. He was an imam at Mosque in Northampton.

He is wanted for sexually assaulting young girls, some as young as 8 years old.

He has connections in the Tower Hamlets area in London.

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Been shampooing carpets all fucking day, now I am sweating like a glass blowers arse crack!

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Please can the #LUFC fans give this a RT, a family friend Allyn Grayson has gone missing last seen in town Saturday 6pm, his family and friends are extremely concerned as its very out of character. Please let's try get him found safe and sound, thankyou. 🙏 West Yorkshire Police

I still do...

For the record, this isn't me....🤣

What do you call a Mexican Peeping-Tom?

Senor Minge...

THE MEDIA DOES NOT CREATE A HERO, COURAGE MAKES A HERO
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On eternal patrol.

Ship your oars lads, we have the watch.

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a.k.a Cock nose....

'Lucy, in the sky, with diamonds.'

John Lennon was fucking shite at Cluedo....

Every fucking time....

Dr: Your test results have returned and I'm afraid I have some bad news

Patient: I'm sick of you Doctors with your tests and treatments I'm a homeopathist, astrologist, and an expert in horoscopes.

Dr What's your zodiac sign

Patient Cancer, why?

Dr: What a fucking…

Drop a ❤️ retweet and follow me if YOU think Narinder Kaur is Anti-British and Anti-White.

Brace yourself Edna.....

Monday thought:

Life is like a shit sandwich

The more bread you've got, the less shit you've got to eat.

A retraction and apology has been issued by iNews for the baseless accusation made by journalist Patrick Strudwick against Kellie-Jay Keen, aka Kellie-Jay Keen. Mr Strudwick has forgotten to share this on Twitter, so it would be nice if people could help him out.

My gay neighbour just told me that, he has booked a holiday in the Isle of Man.

He's looking forward to spending a couple of nights in Douglas

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