UberFacts From the same guys who did the Jump Street movies, Into the Spider-verse, and The Lego Movie:

Chick-fil-a is to chicken sandwiches, as Charles Manson was to disillusioned hippie girls.

They both make you think that what you’re getting is “the best thing ever.” But we all know it’s really cray cray.

At Starbucks you’re called a “barista” and at Dunkin’ you’re called a disappointment who’s 35 and still lives with your parents.

When someone breaks up with you, you have “heart ache,” but when your heart breaks up with you, you have a “heart attack” 🤔

I think we should ask people “and what are you gonna be…?” more often than just leading up to Halloween

Moving at the speed of life

The difference between Starbucks and Dunkin’ Donuts is that at Starbucks, you have a bunch of young bright eyed dreamers thinking, “one day…” and at Dunkin’, you have employees beaten by life looking like, “this is it…this is my life…”

Look…I’m not saying I’m a smart man…

I thought Switzerland and Sweden were the same place 🤦‍♂️

Anyone else??

Tonight

Watch the gory horror short film CAW here:

youtu.be/wFEOoVCNLdo

#horror movies #horror #halloween #giallo #horror shortfilm

Thanks to Moondog Labs for sharing my work.

I’d love to do another horror short film using their equipment!

Watch RACYST here for #halloween
youtu.be/GOlZSmSLFfA

Okay…after all the films I watched yesterday, here’s my ranking from least favorite to favorite (happy to get into specifics why if you comment):

ROAD GAMES
MASQUE OF THE RED DEATH
REPULSION
THRILLER: A Cruel Picture

Today’s movie fest has included:

THRILLER: A Cruel Picture

&

ROAD GAMES

THRILLER inches ahead so far

I’m from Kentucky, the state where we make everything that’s trying to kill you: tobacco, booze and ultra conservative republicans.

BARBARIAN 👨‍🍳 😘