“This much of our coastal water is safe for swimming”

To be fair, he is feeling the pinch. He cancelled plans for a 3rd swimming pool at his 4th house.

Always worth playing this every so often: what Brexit promised in 2016 v what we have now. The deal was never “sovereignty but things will be worse”, it was this:

What a bugger! I didn’t bother putting the bins out because of this.

And if Plan A doesn’t work, Plan B:

“This week, I shall mostly be paid wads of cash for writing drivel in the Mail”

😂😂

Daily Mail Editor after being emailed Boris Johnson’s latest column of drivel and remembering how much they are paying him.

This looks like a fair assessment of the UK economy from Tim Harford, an antidote to the Brexit ultras who are suddenly popping up with some homemade figures, and a reminder that we have strengths, but overall it isn't a great picture. ft.com/content/b1321c…

“The viewers are partying in the streets”

“I once almost met a poor person”

I’ll be honest, I just angrily swear ranted about Tory MPs for four minutes to stop myself from going any madder, like the early days.

Fuck the lot of them.

As the value of the Russian rouble continues to plummet, No 10 warns that until it recovers all peerages must be paid for in pound sterling.

“And news just in - Nadine Dorries has resigned”

“My third pool will no longer have a jacuzzi with it”

Unconfirmed sighting of Nadine Dorries in mid Bedfordshire field:

Breaking: Women’s World Cup latest -

Conservatives propose that England leaves FIFA if it continues to block new UK law that allows England to transport any decent Spanish players to Rwanda.

🚨UK News shows🚨

Government Ministers are doing the rounds today suggesting the new inflation figures prove the Prime Ministers decision to impose crappy real terms pay cuts on public sector workers was correct

It’s COMPLETE BOLL****! Please watch this & call them out on it!

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My article in the Guardian on why we must protect the European Convention on Human Rights - because it protect us.

(from 2018 but I stand by every word in the face of the latest round of attacks on the ECHR)

theguardian.com/commentisfree/…