The most unrealistic thing about The Sopranos is that her name is “Meadow.” No way in hell Tony and Carmella had a baby girl in 1982 in New Jersey and didn’t name her Gianna Marie.

Shout out to Luca Guadagnino for being the only person who could look at an Applebees parking lot and say “sure, I can make it erotic.”

“Why help people when you can unethically make ungodly amounts of money” is the most South Asian Parent question imaginable

Challengers (2024, dir. Luca Guadagnino)

Haven't seen ass cinematography this good since Shiv Roy

West Side Story (2021) could have ended a lot differently

Me, two weeks ago: Did they need to shoot the tennis movie in IMAX?

Me, after seeing Challengers: I need to see it again but this time in IMAX

We should have had him instead of John Hinkley Jr

Biblically, Gilgameshly, Iliad-ly, Upanishads-ly…name your ancient text!

He would CAUSE my depression and it would be worth it

I 💜 Challengers

Worse

If you have been Mike Faist hive since “Newsies Slime Tutorial” you are entitled to Veteran’s benefits.

Challengers (2024, dir Luca Guadagnino)

Saw the horny tennis movie with two white boys like God intended

It took so long but mike faist nation has finally made it out of the trenches

There are “Challengers” everywhere for those with eyes to see

Aunts and Mothers in Jane Austen novels:

Wilhelmina SLAY-ter!

I’m not saying Catholics are right but I am questioning how anyone falls for Evangelical shit. With Catholicism, you have to respect the aesthetic.