When you get caught between a scone and a fig newton
I know it's crazy
But it's true!
If you get caught between a scone and a fig newton
The best that you can do
The best that you can do
Is eat em both RS

Apparently two shows on my upcoming USA 2023
solo tour have already been confirmed!
Boston City Winery Feb 15
NYC City Winery Feb 17
More to come! RS

Wow! RS

Man, Perth Ontario on a Thursday night is pretty rocking
Colleen and I went out for dinner and ended performing at an open stage. Good times! RS

On our way to Perth today
I saw a sign for Sexsmith Rd
which at a glance looked like a weird and
awkward street RS

YOU: Do you think you'll ever need an Acorn stair lift?
ME: Nah, I keep my acorns downstairs RS

Looking forward to taking part in the Festival Of Small Halls this weekend! I'll be playing MacDonalds Corner and Spencerville United Church. Apparently both shows are sold out! RS

Here's another one by Tom Petty on his birthday RS
'THE WAITING' BY TOM PETTY youtu.be/znHEUEJOQqg via YouTube

In honour of the late Tom Petty's birthday here's a repeat of 'REFUGEE' WRITTEN BY TOM PETTY AND MIKE CAMPBELL RS youtu.be/Acj5fJzhZzo via YouTube

Underwear man
He's got an underwear plan
To keep his bum from being seen
So the neighbours won't be green with envy
For what a handsome bum it is
And how very gruesome their bums can be
If only they had an underwear plan
Like the underwear man RS

Thanks CKCUFM! RS

ME: So what do you do?
YOU: I work for a new commission that studies the effects of marijuana on driving...
ME: I see.. high driving board eh? RS

Grew up in a haunted house
The windows all were broken
Dust covered all our surfaces
Few words were ever spoken
Mornings seemed to be alright
But oh, the nights were daunting
Grew up in a haunted house
And it was I who did the haunting RS

Listening to Steely Dan's 'Can't Buy A Thrill' album RS

Listening to Paul William's 'Life Goes On' album RS

So then I said to the bicycle salesman...
'Whatever you're peddling, I'm not interested!' RS

Here's another promo shot for my upcoming record
'The Vivian Line' (photo by Kerry Vergeer) RS

YOU: There's this new steak restaurant in town where everybody eats without utensils!
ME: I know! I'm one of the steak holders RS

It's good to know who you're real friends are
They're the ones who'll never shun you
The ones who'll never treat you like you don't exist
The one's who call you on your shit
When you feel like you just don't fit
Who won't give up & never quit on you
Because their love is true RS