If you say ‘easy peasy’ that’s enough. When you add ‘lemon squeezy’ that will be our last conversation.

Disclaimer: Negan from TWD is 100% exempt from this rule.

“I thought I saw Matt Gaetz here tonight, but it was just my own reflection in a spoon.” - Colin Jost

😂😂😂

#WHCD

“I thought I saw Matt Gaetz here tonight, but it was just my own reflection in a spoon.” - Colin Jost

😂😂😂

#WHCD

Good morning to everyone who hasn’t murdered a healthy, rambunctious puppy in a gravel pit.

I’m a few hours behind on this, but Katlin Collins raked Bill Barr over the coals in that interview tonight. 😂😂😂

Imagine how evil you have to be to lead a puppy to a gravel pit, and shoot it. She had time to think about it, and still did it.

She EVEN missed the first time, left the dog terrified, and then shot it the second time.

Kristi Noem is a cunt.

My thoughts before falling asleep

Nurses what do you carry in your scrub pockets? #Nursing

(I don’t work in the hospital)

# justiceforCricket Kristi Noem is a demon.

# justiceforCricket Kristi Noem is a demon.

So is Don Jr .
Don Jr. is a C U Next Tuesday.

The bipartisan hate coming for Kristi Noem is gonna be beautiful.

Kristi Noem is a cunt.

WOMEN would you rather be trapped in the woods with a bear or a man?

For me it’s a bear. 👩🏻‍🦰

If presidents are determined to be above the law then President Biden needs to do the globe a favor. IFKYK

Pecker all day long.

The courtroom sketch artist is a troll 😂😂😂

The courtroom sketch artist is a troll 😂😂😂

Trump being forced to sit in silence, and listen to mean tweets of potential jurors is so gd funny.