One time I was with a girl and I took off her pants to reveal a completely bare shaven pussy. I asked her what sort of disgusting pedophile man trained her to shave like that. She responded 'I thought you'd like it' so I slapped her

Landshark still has this avi in my head somehow

When I see guys defending fake tits I always think of a confused dog roaming around humping a bunch of chairs and other inaminate objects

I don't understand how breast implant technology is still so bad. Tons of billionaires willing to spend literally unlimited amounts of money to get their showpiece wife realistic cans and the best science can do is cutting a rubber ball in half and putting it under their pecs

When a girl likes you her legs will open wide for exactly 7 days. Find the courage to enter her during this brief window and she will let you inside with no resistance. But if you hesitate, her pussy will snap shut like a venus flytrap and she will erase you from her mind forever

I want a lot of money primarily so that when people online call me poor I can send fifty thousand dollars to whatever charity I think best opposes their life's mission

I was forced to step down from my role as host of Youtube's first incel cooking channel when one of my older subscribers tracked me down and pinned me against the kitchen wall and had her way with me

Old euro cut diamonds are 1000x better than brilliant cut ones

Mathematically optimizing gemstone facet angles to maximize light refraction is the least romantic possible thing you could ever do to a rock and if a man ever gave me something like that I'd start crying

My girlfriend claimed to be 5'11 online but in person she was like 5'7. When we met I immediately reached for the tape measure I keep clipped to my pants. She burst into tears as I measured her and revealed the truth

My dad prevented me from sleeping with any fat women in college by buying me a really low-quality bunkbed ladder that had a maximum weight capacity of 115lbs

Join my telegram channel or your breast implants will be lopsided and everyone will laugh at you

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My old company had an office worker who spent literally 4h/day in the bathroom stall masturbating and HR couldn't figure out how to fire him because they couldn't technically prove he was masturbating as 'you can only really tell by the slapping noises'

I don't understand how breast implant technology is still so bad. Tons of billionaires willing to spend literally unlimited amounts of money to get their showpiece wife realistic cans and the best science can do is cutting a rubber ball in half and putting it under their pecs

When a girl likes you her legs will open wide for exactly 7 days. Find the courage to enter her during this brief window and she will let you inside with no resistance. But if you hesitate, her pussy will snap shut like a venus flytrap and she will erase you from her mind forever

Nice try buddy but I'm sticking to dating women

My girlfriend claimed to be 5'11 online but in person she was like 5'7. When we met I immediately reached for the tape measure I keep clipped to my pants. She burst into tears as I measured her and revealed the truth

My dad prevented me from sleeping with any fat women in college by buying me a really low-quality bunkbed ladder that had a maximum weight capacity of 115lbs

Hated AI art till I realized the guy who stole my highschool gf paints for a living and now I accept that it's ushering in a bright and promising new future for humanity (his homelessness)