If you're any of these ⬇️ you'll hate me

Misogynistic ✅
Homophobic ✅
Racist ✅
Tory ✅
Supporter of genocide ✅

Night night to the lovely people 😊

Sunak's great benefit plan will lead to increased suicides and a devastating increase in poverty amongst the most vulnerable.

Exactly as intended.

😂

The Tenerife Tories want to 'stop the planes.' 😳

This immigrant, (although if you're a Brit, you spell it ex-pat) isn't happy with *checks notes* the number of tourists in Tenerife 🤦‍♀️

Really want to make my face up dandy highwayman style for my psychiatric appointment this afternoon.

Probably shouldn't though.

She might miss the fact I'm mocking her price rises and section me. 🤦‍♀️

It's not pride that comes before a fall, its greed and entitlement.

A friend of mine told me her husband wanted her to be more ‘whore-like’ in the bedroom and wondered if I had any ideas.

By the time he gets home tomorrow she’ll be able to accept card payments and there’ll be a laminated menu and tissues on his bedside cabinet.

Here to help 😎

Alpha males wear American shorts and get beaten when they fight apparently.

The only Andrew Tate video ever to make me smile ⬇️

Really loving seeing Emma Raducanu looking so strong on clay.

Be nice if the 'patriots' and the MSM could get behind her instead of knocking her down all the time. 🎾

OK. Backup acct at Sue Cr, backup topsyscatmum #GTTO #FBPR

Giss a follow? 😘

Brian isn't an adonis, he's a cunt.

* OFFICIAL APOLOGY *

An apology on behalf of the #RejoinEU Party Treasurer

Sometimes in politics people get things wrong & have to apologise, and as party treasurer I feel I must do this now to the people who recently donated £5,000 to our party

I’m sorry to say this money…

Then again, it might be me bouncing on the rooftops after watching City get knocked out on penalties 😂

If anybody thinks they hear thunder tonight it's just my dad laughing in heaven at me paying a premium for vegan leather 🤦‍♀️