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And now, your Sunday Sermon:

Well, they got us.

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SUNDAY:

It's your goddamn right.

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Our good fiends at TSTNorCal invited a few of us to speak at their National Day of Prayer event in Sacramento on May 2, so why not stop in and we can all Prey together?

SUNDAY:

Make the fundies angry just by showing up.

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'Bonnema claimed the invocation speaker was using a pseudonym.'

Yes, that's because many of your parishioners own guns and employ the term 'holy ghost' as a verb.

hollandsentinel.com/story/news/pol…

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SUNDAY:

We've added several additional Witching Hours, for your convenience.

The time has come: We all fall short of divine grace, but which of us have fallen the shortest--and liked it?

All this week, vote for your favorite Patron Sinners to decide who will be dishonorably honored at our Sunday Walpurgisnacht celebration!

forms.gle/ocBYK43NnCw1Yj…

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And now, your Sunday Sermon.

I mean, we also think Grandma shouldn't be at that wedding--who needs a killjoy around? But something tells us 'American Family Radio' ain't giving us a show.

afn.net/culture/2024/0…

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Saturday Conspiracy:

'They’re burning all the witches, even if you aren’t one”

That's a better lyric than this album's reception would have led us to expect.

poynter.org/fact-checking/…

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Sunday, April 28:

Friends of the devil are certainly friends of ours. RSVP: [email protected]