I’m just a girl trying to eat an absurd amount of watermelon

I wonder what my MySpace top 8 are up to these days.

According to the experiment I just did, it actually is possible to do all your laundry, fold it, AND put it away in the same day.

I somehow managed to get marshmallow fluff on my toe and the heel of my shoe and when I tell you that I am barely functioning 😭😭😭

Finally, someone who truly understands me

Yes, I’m wearing mine.

It’s almost Memorial Day and we all know what that means: red, white, and blue bikini season is here

Imagine just going out and talking to people you don’t know without panicking

The hardest part of being antisocial and awkward my whole life is trying to figure out what to wear now that I’m forced into situations where I have to be social.

Found out today I’m a bison

I’m not sure my brain can handle hearing ‘what the sigma’ even one more time

Our neighbors lit a medium sized fire in their little fire pit and have it up against their house. As in, the metal side is touching the back of their house. And they appear to have gone to bed. I’m sure it’s totally fine and nothing bad could possibly happen.

Unnecessarily disrespectful

My husband just said “you need to start listening to me” like he’s never met a woman before