Best one yet, both for the Universal Soldier ear necklace reference and the disdainful “whatever, dude.”

Publicly funded Catholic schools exist, Warren.

It brings me such joy to live in a world in which Juan Soto plays for the New York Yankees.

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Good work everyone. You all definitely didn’t spend the last 24hrs demonstrating precisely her point.

jenny lewis Kid Rock is music for people who can only visit their kids every other Saturday and don’t

RIP to one of the best guitarists ever.
One of the best concerts I've ever seen was Dickey Betts at Bluefest London the year it was held at Bellamere Winery. His guitar solos were almost religious experiences.

He’s just there so he doesn’t get fined.

Maybe tomorrow we'll all wear 42, that way they won't tell us apart

I don't normally do this, but I'm angry, so. Thread of questions I, a journo with spastic quadriplegic cerebral palsy (not the same thing as, but similar to, quadriplegic paralysis) would ask if I were reporting this. Anyone who is reporting or investigating, feel free to use.

I will never understand why Red Sox fans think Varitek is some kind of hero for this. The chickenshit started a fight with his mask on and then promptly got put in a headlock and thrown around like a rag doll.

Imagine being an umpire in AAA, hoping and waiting for a call to the bigs. And each day as you toil in the minors, Angel Hernandez occupies a spot on the MLB umpire roster.

Am I seeing things or did the Blue Jays really put up a banner to mark the three wild card series they were swept in?

With the passing of Joe Flaherty this week, I’ve been down a YouTube rabbit hole watching old SCTV sketches of his. I’d forgotten all about this gem. His Buckley impression was so spot on.

SCTV - Firing Squad - School Busing youtu.be/nLO5jjG7hLg?si… via YouTube

“I’m not a bigot, I just care about defending women’s rights”, I insist, as I publicly shit myself about an actor playing a role in a television programme.

Could someone in the CPC take Mr. Poilievre aside and tell him that he is not the leader of the campus conservatives? He is a national party leader (and likely to become PM) and it’s time he started acting like it.

Robot umps now.

Rest in peace Joe Flaherty.

SCTV - Sammy Maudlin O' The Night youtu.be/9DKl7Ejb9zI?si… via YouTube

Happy Opening Day to all who celebrate!

1. He is not the greatest hitter of all time.
2. He is a statutory rapist
3. He bet on baseball and accepted a lifetime ban.
4. F**k Pete Rose