THOROUGHLY enjoying The Greatest Beer Run Ever. It’s got all the shit I love in movies: seriousness, sarcasm, Efron. Tis a good night spent.

French TV show invited people with unusual laughs to sit together….. the outcome is fucking brilliant. 😂

Hocus Pocus 2 is objectively cheese. But the nostalgia makes it worth it.

Does stress make your body do welts??? Because I have several right now and I’m not having a good time.

My latest addiction is no-sugar, flavoured sparkling water. Please feel free to send me your faves.

Crönch has determined that there’s too much weather happening outside and as such, her place of slumber shall be the cool bathroom tiles. Smört.

Regrettably Loadshedding stage 4 will continue because…*spins wheel of misfortune*….

-Anaconda is on E-tv tonight

I’m ashamed how much I love The Floor is Lava.

I cannot believe that I actually have to pick someone to vote for in 2024. It’s like picking the least disgusting-looking STD from the pamphlet at the clinic.

I forgot about Twitter for a while there.

Me: I’m gonna lie down and have a nap.

Crönch: Oh are you really???

Can we please appreciate the needs for cuddles and hair shedding?

Heckin wimdy out there

The problem with me and my bff working together is that every meeting we’re on is basically just the two of us talking shit to each other while everyone else wonders “WTF?!”

Wasn’t planning on watching it but Bullet Train is a wonderfully entertaining film.

This is your weekly reminder to eat more cheese.

Love this for you! And for all the girls and boys it’s gonna help. Boys must read it too, please.

Morning lovelies. So we’re selling the house. If you or anyone you know are looking in the west rand area, it’s a fucking gem. Seriously, the sunsets from the balcony are 👌 property24.com/for-sale/radio…