Just another unrealistic body expectation for women.

When you go shopping and you're too tight to pay for a carrier bag.

Just another unrealistic body expectation for women.

When you go shopping and you're too tight to pay for a carrier bag.

Trying to sneak out of work early without your boss seeing.

'I asked for it to be cooked well-done. IT'S STILL FUCKING MOVING, KAREN'

If you've never heard a penguin being tickled, here's a penguin being tickled.🔊🆙

#WorldPenguinDay

See, this is why we don't ask you to go out anymore, Gary'🔊🆙

#WorldPenguinDay

📹: Edinburgh Zoo

'No one said shit to me about a dress code'

#WorldPenguinDay

“Fuck your nuts, I don't care”

'Sssh, I'm thinking'

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They came back with a warrant.

Me trying to learn a TikTok dance.🔊🆙

Find someone who looks at you like Roger looks at a barbecue.

Not even remotely sorry.

When you can't leave the room for five minutes without the cat summoning a demon.

And they say romance is dead.

I hope they put this note back, btw, it took me ages to write it.