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@Soaringeagle45

Faith, Family, Freedom! My wife is the Bomb! No DM’s!!! Patriot who shares a little humor, old jokes, memes, etc. Laugh a little. John 14:6 ✝️ God wins!

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Good morning! A Proud Deplorable (2) always did Dad jokes on Sunday! This ones for him.

I asked my wife if I was the only one she has ever dated...

Unfortunately, she said yes, all the others were nines and tens!

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If you want to sign this virtual card for Serge A Proud Deplorable (2) please do so here. ❤️

Serge, I don’t know why God chose us to help you but it’s been a long road. Come on you have to fight because we need you. ~Samantha~

So who wants to say something now would be a good time. 🙏

If you want to sign this virtual card for Serge @justmeagain34 please do so here. ❤️ Serge, I don’t know why God chose us to help you but it’s been a long road. Come on you have to fight because we need you. ~Samantha~ So who wants to say something now would be a good time. 🙏
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Came home from my morning walk and told my wife I got bit by a dog

She said, “what if that had been a kid in the neighborhood”

Me, “Honey, I could have fought off a kid” 😂

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Our friend’s grandson (7) told them he had a girlfriend. His Papaw was messing with him and said, “you can’t have a girlfriend yet, you still wet the bed”

Their grandson responded, “well, she does too” 🤣

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