Counterpoint: wash yourselves you smelly weirdos, you stink and it’s awful being near your swinish body

Won't someone think of the white boys in Iowa?!?

One would think a university president would have a basic understanding of the demographics of the institution they run. One would know better if they knew how such administrators get their jobs - and in this case climb up the ladder to get it.

I am regretting that lunch break nap I took today. 😩

We're watching Yellowstone, and I honestly think all these people are terrible.

The Spanish press had it right. Something happened to her, she was/is in a coma, now they’re just dragging this out until they can safely say she died of cancer.

Brace yourself. This story is a gut punch.

Cranberry juice is an interesting one.

It’s a fruit drink that punishes you a tiny bit each time.

DB App: ⚠️there’s a problem along your journey ⚠️
Me: oh no what’s the issue
DB: shh 🤫
Me: what?
DB: I’m not telling ☺️
Me: I-
DB: there’s problems along your journey!!!
Me: will you tell me what they are now?
DB: no ☺️