Just tried to listen to the dumbest conversation ever.

“philosopher” haha bruh, it’s so fucking over for you.

We will evangelize the stars

How cool would it be to build a nationwide passenger Zeppelin system to revitalize our public transportation and make it affordable and accessible for all Americans?

It’s what I will work for in the United States Senate.

The “measured and proportional response” crowd wants a war without war. It’s a fantasy that only seems plausible to people who have never experienced war and are insulated from its consequences; their first-born children should be drafted into frontline combat units to relieve

A random act of techno violence, I enjoy throughly, is when a random instagram girl sticks her mildly appeasing ass into my face while I’m scrolling I’ll just block the account, how’s dem apples huh bitch, I just digitally un-personed you for slightly annoying me.

Me when I finally get you.

Taco bell lettin the Josh talk tonight

Post the last monarch your ancestors (or you) have lived under.

Sly and Arnie one upping each-other for DECADES

❤️‍🔥🫀🦀

Attention Attention! VERY important! 👇🏻

BakedAlaskaINeedMilk.mp4

Oh lawd dey dun put a chip in he head

“My ancestor…”

They want to ban Tiktok to cut off the youth from good content like this

Sooooo glad I have noooo idea what people are talking about with the Bear thing rn

'Twitter user xXSmeedianPraxis88Xx consumed 18 pints of rocky-road Ben & Jerry's ice cream over the span of three days. This is what happened to his A1C.'

Wake up and choose LOVE! Choose Violence! Choose LIFE!

Whiteboy Summer has officially commenced.

Gm.
Crush your week.
Crush the weak.