Good morning. Happy International Transgender Day of Visibility.

If you read social media, it turns out about 95% of the US population has extensive experience piloting container ships out of Baltimore harbor.

Somewhere, right now, Jesse Watters is eating a cherry popsicle.

Slowly.

Donald Trump, expectation: I'll PAY YOUR LEGAL FEES!

Donald Trump, reality: I need you to pay my $642,000,000 legal fees.

Let the Fox News Pundit among us who hasn't had an extramarital affair with one of his subordinates cast the first stone.

Thoughts and Prayers finally worked yesterday during the shooting at Joel Osteen's Mega Church. The money was unharmed.

Somewhere right now, Kevin McCarthy is drinking Boone's Farm straight from the bottle and making the jerk-off hand gesture towards his TV set.

Once again: I'm no longer active on this platform due to the owner's behavior. Here's where you can find me instead:

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